26 thoughts on “WCW: All the Bad Girls and Bitches

  1. I will take Judy Parfitt’s Lady Catherine in the 1980 P&P. And Hepburn’s Eleanor is, as you say, definitive.

    1. I totally agree about Judy Parfitt as Lady Catherine – aside from lusting after her wardrobe! Not that I disagree about any of the others – it’s the bitches that are the salt in the soup!

  2. Haven’t seen the last one, and it’s been years since I revelled in Hepburn’s queen bitchery, but yeah baby! Bring on the evils! You forgot Sian Philips’ wonderful Livia in ‘I Claudius’ though. I could slide off my seat just thinking of that amazing, evil drawl and those eyes. Meeow,

    1. Agreed. Terrible to omit Livia. She deserves a feature all to herself.

      I’d also give and honorable mention to Diana Rigg in Mother Love, although that wasn’t a period piece.

  3. How about Diana Rigg as Arlena Marshall in “Evil Under the Sun”? The actress who had portrayed Arlena in the 2001 version was a ghost of Rigg’s version.

          1. I’d second that request. Dame Diana FTW. And maybe Helen Mirren’s brief turn as Morgan le Fay in Excalibur.

  4. Omgosh, yes, Livia is everything. I thought Judy Dench was a little too reserved in her Lady Catherine role – a matter of taste, I suspect. And Katherine H’s Eleanor is one of my fav performances ever.

  5. I was yelling, “GAWD YES” at every single one of these.

    I know you hate Reign with the power of a thousand suns (and for good reason) but their Catherine de Medici is spot on a colossal royal bitch — and hilarious to boot. She is LITERALLY the only reason I watch that hot mess — to see her insult, scheme, manipulate, humiliate, demean, and poison people.

  6. I love them all, with the exception of Scarlet. My favourite GWTW character was Melanie.
    But you forgot Cate Blanchett in Cinderella. And Nicole Kidman in Golden Compass.

  7. I’ve only seen clips, since it was a stage play, yet Lindsay Duncan’s Marquise de Merteuil tops Close’s. She’s an acid-coated iron fist in an obsidian-edged glove made of piano-wire lace. If she doesn’t scald you, she’ll cut you. And then complain about what it’s done to her glove.

    1. Lindsay as Servilia of the Junii in “I Claudius” was also brilliantly cutting (and a royal mention goes to Polly Walker in the same show).

    2. Ah, Sandy Duncan kills me! She’s faaaaabulosly bitchy as Lady Bellaston in Tom Jones (1997). Scheming, gorgeously dressed, gets all the hot young men, and orchestrates the attempted rape of her own niece.
      I have a serious soft spot for Tom Jones.

  8. Eleanor/Katherine. Hands down for me. Names both my daughters after that combination/performance.

    1. Eleanor was my chosen name for a daughter but we only had boys so it is on hold for the first granddaughter and I will be the bitch mother in law insisting on my choice of name, which is oddly fitting really given the namesake.

  9. hee hee hee I totally forgot about Marguerite. She’s the best/worst. Also, I’ve just added Dangerous Liaisons to my To Watch list.

  10. I like Dame Judi in almost everything but her portrayal of Lady Catherine d B is, imho, one-dimensional. She is just angry or upset in every scene. (+ It always bugs me that she is so tanned.) Barbara Leigh-Hunt’s formidable Lady C would instantly break down my self-confidence. I’d loose my will to live if I’d summer with Mr Collins and walk over to Rosings every evening for one of Lady Catherine’s monologues or interrogations about my family…

  11. I just about died laughing at ‘Well fiddle dee fuck you.’ I may have to steal it :D

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