49 thoughts on “SNARK WEEK: Dear Robin Hood, I Am Seriously Confused

  1. I remember trying to watch this and thinking wtf? Also Marion was totally like not period., even Bill and Ted Excellent Adventure was better. Think Joan and the Princess babes were fun. Besides you know the show is bad when the villain is way hotter than the hero. Kind of like Costner’s Robin Hood really suffered against that Guy of Gisburne.

    1. What do you mean even Bill and Ted? Bill and Ted was genious, also time travel does exist in that one so it’s an unfair comparison to start with.

    1. I hate-watched all three seasons, which we referred to as Robin Hoodie. The third season actually had some pseudo-period costumes, but by then it was too late as the plot had gotten so far afield that there was no redeeming it. There was also much discussion of Armitage’s Guyliner.

  2. Oh man, this show.
    I hate it. I love it. I hate that I love it.
    The costumes are atrocious, and I’m face-palming so hard I think my eyes might shoot into the back of my skull, and then RICHARD ARMITAGE enters the scene. Suddenly it’s 3 episodes later.
    One thing I did enjoy about the show was that Robin Hood and the Sheriff basically sat around thinking up ways to fck with each other, which is a large part of the mythos for me. When Hood films and TV shows get *too serious, I think “You’re missing the point.”
    I stopped watching at the end of season 2, and I’m honestly a little ashamed that I made it that far.
    But seriously, Richard Armitage.

  3. I’m 90% sure I had that long-sleeve top Lucy Griffith’s wearing in the first pic in the early 2000s, except it was in pink.

  4. Oh god, yeah the costumes in here sucked so hard, but I thought it was a funny show so I just put my costume rage aside and enjoyed the jokes and decent writing (until season 3). But Richard Armitage looks like some kinda punk biker XD

    1. An interview I read literally defined the concept for his look as “medieval biker dude.” I went googling after watching my first episode because I was so wtf, more “relatable modern teen” goals which drive me nuts. But I just decided to “go with it”–the script is also full of wink-wink tongue in cheek anachronisms–and just enjoy it as completely camp fun–mostly because, let’s face it, RICHARD ARMITAGE. Got my daughter hooked and hey, we bonded over it. She could claim Robin and I could have Guy. Everybody’s happy.

  5. Apparently, the Beeb missed the memo
    “You don’t have to be different to be good. Being good is different enough.”

  6. Makes me yearn for “Robin of Sherwood.” At least the costumes didn’t make me gag.

    1. I’ll still stand by the 1950s Richard Greene The Adventures of Robin Hood. Considering when it was made, it got a lot right, and Greene was my first and all-time favorite Robin.

      1. Look at the 1938 version. Not accurate, but Olivia de Havilland’s costumes were soooo gorgeous.

  7. The ONLY reason I watched this was for Guy of Gisborne, who was ridiculously, smoldering hot in … yes, those leather pants. My friends and I cracked leather pants jokes for YEARS. Beyond that, the entire show was a giant WTF?

  8. Costume fuckery, indeed! Watched it because hubby has loved all things Robin Hood since he was a sprout. I survived only because of Richard Armitage le sigh and the delicious scenery chewing by Keith Allen as the Sheriff.

  9. I said it in another post, but I’ll repeat it here: It looks to me like they bought their clothes at the Sherwood forest Gap store.

  10. My sons who were pre teens at the time could pick some of the historical inaccuracies. I think they bailed after the first season. I didn’t watch enough to notice R.A. It triggered my history pedantry waaay too much as did the follow up trainwreck Merlin.
    I wasn’t hoping for much from the new film after reading the words “edgy new production” and that image just about confirms my worst fears. A pity because the Robin Hood myth is so much fun and I like the middle ages. The period was far more interesting than any series of film shows.

    1. DO NOT even get me started on Merlin. Do not. They destroyed the Arthurian legends. That was not a train wreck. That was like a train burned by a dragon which then crashed and went careening of the edge of a cliff.

      ‘Lets make the Arthurian legends more appealing by totally removing all references to organized religion from them and making Merlin a sexy young dude who looks like Harry Potter.’

      Had they actually read any of the Medieval Arthurian stories which are basically all written by Medieval Catholics, and in which everyone knew Merlin was a wizard but nobody really much cared? They called the Holy Grail ‘The Cup of Life’ and made Mordred some random Druid boy. Why? Just why?

      That was not King Arthur. Had nothing to do with King Arthur- they did not even have the right to call it King Arthur. They should have called it. ‘Harry Potter and the Castle of Mischief’.

      1. As Jack says: ‘Pretend it’s all a bad dream- that’s how I get by’.

        I liked it well enough for what it was- & I knew it wasn’t anything remotely connected to the Arthurian legends… however… why did they have to go the cliche ‘good’ v ‘evil’ route with Merlin/ Morgana?
        Like that’s never been done a thousand times before… oh, wait.

        I would have liked something more nuanced than Merlin & Gaius being self-righteous d*ckheads who got away with shady sh/t that others NEVER did.
        & more of an EXPLORATION of Morgana’s moral ambiguity, rather than just making her ‘screaming evil’ (as I call it)… Ah well, there’s always ‘Mists of Avalon’ & ‘Road to Avalon’, if I want an actual story.

        Of course, all of that is not even getting into the costumes- though the occasions of shirtless Bradley James, Santiago Cabrera, Eoin Macken, Tom ‘gun-show’ Hopper & Alex Vlahos help me to forget about the rest.

  11. I used to call him “Emo Surferboy Robin Hood” that series was loaded to the brim with inaccuracies and deviations from the original stories. Was a serious good laugh.

    1. Most of the better plot points were stolen directly from the 1950s series. As I watched, I kept shouting out the older series’ episode titles every time the plagiarism showed.

  12. Oh my god you missed my favourite bits of this shit show! The knitted armour! Once you spot it it’s literally impossible to un-spot it!
    Side note; There was much hysteria on a Richard Armitage themed forum (which was un-surprisingly filled with goths), when the BBC decided to advertise series 3 using shots of him looking swoon-y inter-spaced with nose-stud Marian up there and for some baffling reason, soundtracked by The Sisters of Mercy’s Alice (why not Marian huh? Can’t you do anything right 2000’s BBC???)

  13. Sigh. Snark Week Articles – so feeling the love – many thank yous! : )

    One used to be able to YouTube Dead Ringer’s overt parodying of the show.

    Certainly helped the WTF- rry when trying to watch this “emo – edgy” & “teen – street” version.

    Without R.A. I would not have made it past epi 1.

    Also (as usual at this hallowed site) the article and accompanying responses are a joy to read! : )

  14. (tease) Maid Marion’s outfit is totally accurate costuming. Doesn’t anyone remember the period known as BEWBZ?

  15. Robin Hood Men in Tights had better costuming and was hilarious in a good way. And I still enjoy Prince of Thieves, the cast was amazing. Robin Hood may not have existed, but the character and myth had plenty of real people to draw from. And why not, King John made it a hobby to piss off everyone he could.
    Will I watch this? Probably not, unless I really need to check out Armitage.

    1. You really need to check out the Armitage goodness on this show. His Guy of Gisborne is so legendary in the Armitage Army that our Fridays online have been dubbed ‘GuyDay’. Marion was an idiot. No woman in her right mind would turn down Richard. What were the producers thinking?!

  16. I remember loving this as a moody 14-year old, so much that I even bought the first season on DVD!! (granted, I was probably pretty much the target age, but ye gods!)
    Rewatching it now is just downright painful, it makes me gringe to think how young and foolish I once was *places palm on forehead *
    And it’s not just the costuming, though the insane level of loose-knit meets Topshop is horrendous, the plot is this weird miss-match of trying to be mature and serious (dealing with PTSD and the cost of soldiering), and then flimsy romancing and love-triangles…
    However, Marion was sort of badass, so yay, feminism! (except, she apparently still needed a man)

  17. First of all, I love all ya’ll! I am with my people! I HATED, HATED, HATED, the costuming and vowed I would not watch another episode. I watched them all ….. because RICHARD ARMITAGE!

  18. I solely watched this show for Richard Armitage. In fact, I think I fast-forwarded through all of Robin’s scenes. The show did get kind of interesting when they added Toby Stephens and Lara Pulver as Guy’s sister Isabella, in the third season but yeah, it was probably the worst version of Robin I have ever seen. I would rather watch Robin Hood, Men in Tights.

  19. These are the things I have a problem with:

    “it was really directed at teenage boys. That’s what their audience was”
    …. So why not have regular historical costumes, only with more cleavage than usual? Their target demographic has played Assassin’s Creed; they sort of know what medieval-ish clothes are supposed to look like. In fact, why not make the guys’ costumes look like the ones in Assassin’s Creed? Not historically accurate, but closer to the mark than this shyte. If the makers of the show think their audience of teenage boys are so idiotic that their little brains would break if shown anything historically accurate, than why not toss history out the window all together and dress them in modern clothes? It’s be better than those “ye olde barmaid in culottes” and “lumpy girl with hair-scrunchie” looks they’ve got on the ladies.
    “Foz’s idea was that Marian should wear the kind of clothes that the teenage girl audience would want to go and buy”
    AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHA!!!!!!! no teenage girl wants to go buy clothes their mom got knocked up in fifteen years ago. She can just raid her mom’s closet for whatever wasn’t donated to Goodwill already.

    This looks BAD.

    1. I owned the DVD of the series years ago, and it had some extra features on them. In one of them, it basically said that the costume designer dressed the characters up in modern clothes because she ‘wanted children to be able to relate to them’ more easily.

      Seriously. Kids are smart enough to be able to distinguish goodie from baddie without them having to wear silly clothes to make them stand out. Most people ‘relate’ to characters because of their traits, experiences, actions and development. Not their outfits.

      Besides of which, the first series of Robin Hood came out only a few years after Lord of the Rings, so I think the kiddy demographic were capable of understanding what vaguely historical/Medieval clothing looked like without their brains overheating.

  20. I literally watched this purely for Armitage and it’s the one time I shipped Marian with Gisbourne.

  21. Director Krennic must’ve either gotten a time machine or the world is messing with me!

  22. Even watching this as a child, I was regularly distracted by the presence of characters who just seemed to be wearing modern clothes, without even an attempt at period costume.

  23. It wasn’t just the costumes that were dodgy in the Robin Hood series. They also decided to bash the audience over the head with very unsubtle 21st century political and social messages. Literally, some of the Sheriff’s dialog was directly ripped from the speeches of the (then) recently retired Prime Minister Tony Blair. I’m pretty sure they even slipped in the phrase ‘War on Terror’ once or twice.

    I spent most of series one wanting to slap the ‘Saracen’ woman, who was obviously played by a woman who was Indian and not of Arab heritage. She was so darned arrogant and entitled, and when she tried to claim ‘her people’ actually invented Greek Fire, I was shouting, Oh, and it was implied that ‘Saracens’ and not the Chinese invented acupuncture as well.

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