More Top Five Epic Rap Battles of History


Trystan has already done one installment of Top Five Epic Rap Battles of History, but I felt there was still some room for more. So here we go!


1. Miley Cyrus vs. Joan of Arc



2. Dr. Seuss vs. William Shakespeare



3. Richard the Lionhearted vs. Ragnar Lodbrok



4. Beethoven vs. Justin Bieber



5. Sir Isaac Newton vs. Bill Nye



Who won? Tell us in the comments!


About the author

Sarah Lorraine

Sarah has an undergraduate degree in Clothing & Textile Design and a Master's in Art History and Visual Culture, with an emphasis on fashion history. When she’s not caught in paralyzing existential dread, she's drinking craft cocktails and writing about historical costume in film and television. She's been pissing people off on the internet since 1995.

7 Responses

  1. jirelofjoiry

    Personally, I gotta go with Tolkien v Martin as the greatest ERBH.

    • spanielpatter14

      Absolutely no question! I love that! (and I’ve read both authors’ works)

  2. Mary

    Hahaha, they need to do Sir Isaac Newton with Brian May of Queen (who just has a CBE so no “sir” for him).

  3. Saraquill

    I’m surprised Ivan the Terrible vs Alexander the Great didn’t make it on here. Maybe another time.

    • Saraquill

      I’m miffed I forgot to mention Gordon Ramsey vs. Julia Childs earlier.