31 thoughts on “Tut: Heavy on Pretty, Questionable on Accuracy

  1. The chick’s hair is killing me. Royal Egyptian women had such interesting and elaborate wigs and you go with that? Yikes. (Cleopatra is better on this front)

    And the description of the plot makes me want to cry. That has nothing to do with historical Tut. There were lots of Pharaohs who went to war, why would you pick the one guy we know was physically unable to? (inbreeding, not a good strategy yo). I feel like they just gave it the title “Tut” so people would recognize the name as being Egyptian.

    1. “I feel like they just gave it the title “Tut” so people would recognize the name as being Egyptian.” — ding, ding, ding, we have a winner!

  2. Oh, and I love you mention how Pharonic era Egyptians viewed ethnicity. What’s interesting is that they portrayed foreigners differently (Syrians look kinda yellow and have the Mesopotamian beard, Nubians are darker and have short dreads, which is what the Black guy should probably have) while Egyptians are reddish with the hairstyle you associate with Egyptian paintings, BUT if you were an Egyptian politically, you were often depicted looking like an Egyptian even if you didn’t actually look like that. There was one guy who looked what we’d call “Black” who rose to be a general in the Egyptian army, and sometimes he’s shown looking like that in his native garb, and sometimes he’s shown looking like an Egyptian in Egyptian clothing.

  3. So why did Poggioli think they all had to look somehow “modern” when they’re supposed to be in ancient Egypt? And why did I not see one person in any of the pictures wearing the kalasiris? That’s the pleated skirty thing you see in all of the Egyptian paintings. No, Poggioli’s assitude is exactly what’s wrong with cinematic costuming.

    1. Yeah, I know, right? He’s all like “oh, I love Ancient Egyptian clothing!” Yeah? Well why didn’t you put any in your dang movie, then?

    2. It’s very reminiscent of the costume designer for the 2006 BBC Robin Hood series justifying putting late 12th century people in clothes that looked as if they were just purchased at Top Shop. She actually believed modern audiences wouldn’t be able to relate to historically authentic costumes.

      And the result was that many viewers began to refer to the program as Robin Hoodie.

      1. They did change the costuming after the second season of RH. For me, the best series ever was “Robin of Sherwood.” Best film is the 2010 origins version.
        And huzzah, Bea, for the link. Both the Met and the Philly Anthro museums have surviving fabric, which I think is pretty amazing.

        1. Yes, they did get more authentic in the third season, but it was too little, too late, and the plot sucked to boot. Loved Robin of Sherwood, but my heart belongs to The Adventures of Robin Hood with Richard Greene.

          1. The one thing the recent TV series did get right was Robin’s death, which has seldom ever been shown, except in “Robin and Marian.”

      2. I kind of loved that, to be honest. The costumes were just ridiculous enough that it worked for me, while still looking well-made.

  4. If they had stuck with the standard action hero shaved head for the Boy King, instead of the silly man-bun, they would have actually been more accurate!

  5. And in general, everybody’s wearing waaay too much clothing… Whoa. I don’t think I ever thought I’d be saying that about a modern “historical epic” made for Spike TV…

    1. I know, right? My impression is “not enough breasts, and I can’t believe I’m saying this about a cable show.”

  6. Intellectually I understand why it’s always Tut or Cleopatra, but why doesn’t anyone make shows about the really interesting ancient Egyptian pharaohs? Akhenaten and Nefertiti? Hatshepsut? Come on people!

    1. Oooooooh! Yesss. I would LOVE to see a (well done) movie about any of them!

    2. Absolutely yes! The one-god Pharaoh and the most beautiful woman in the world? You’d think it was a slam-dunk!

  7. The History Channel has covered a lot of these, but their presentations aren’t always visually all that exciting. Rather like looking at postcards of someone’s vacation. One of the more recent episodes was a speculation that Tut was murdered.
    And Cleo wasn’t even really Egyptian; she was the great—- granddaughter of Ptolemy, who was Greek.

  8. Don’t know about accuracy but the costumes are nicer than the ones in The Cleopatras (1983)

  9. I haven’t seen the series, just watched the trailers and read a hilarious review (in an email) by an Egyptology professor who watched the first ten minutes or so of the first two episodes. (He couldn’t take any more.)

    What struck me right away was that the soldiers are wearing nemes headdresses (those are the striped wig covers, as in the photo with Ben Kingsley above). The nemes is a royal headdress, yet over and over in the movies and in the more amateurish documentaries (hi there Discovery Channel!) officials, soldiers, and other commoners are shown wearing it. Meanwhile, a number of scenes in “Tut” show the King running around bareheaded. Probably not, people!

    He wouldn’t have been riding around in his chariot with his hands crossed on his chest, either.

    Egyptians wore clothing of linen, which was difficult to color with the dyes that were available in pharaonic times. So I’m afraid some of those nice colors are wrong. Too bad, I do like to see the hero wearing blue and gold!

    And by the way, Egyptologists and physical anthropologists do not all agree that the young King was disabled.

  10. The show “Secrets of the Dead: Ultimate Tut”—to be found on Netflix, is one of those shows on King Tut that argues that he was not disabled. The show demonstrates that those who took the first x-rays and say, for example, that Tut died from a blow to the head were wrong. Far better and more modern scans show no such injury and show that the fragments of bone in the skull (which made the original examiners think that) were thanks to mishandling of the body back when it was discovered. So, we have to be careful about what conclusions were drawn from what. Older scans on older equipment had led to some mistaken assumptions.

    This show postulates that Tut was healthy enough to fight in battle—or at the very least, to be a charioteer handling the horses and driving that two-wheeled vehicle over rough terrain at pretty quick speeds. Their experts say that Tut died when, after having fallen in some way, he was mowed down by a chariot wheel while trying to get up. His body took terrible damage in the accident, and the corpse was damaged even more thanks to a rushed burial and, thousands of years later, to rough handling by archeologists.

    Of course, other historians who’ve studied the skeleton of Richard III found that he did indeed have a severe curvature of the spine. But when they got a modern young man with a similar disability to put on armor, ride a horse and swing a sword, it turned out he could do it all just fine. So, even if Tut was disabled in some way, it may not have interfered with him driving a chariot or being part of a battle. If he didn’t have to run or jump—if all that was required was balance and upper body strength, then he might have been able to handle a chariot. In fact, like Richard III on a horse, being in a chariot might have allowed him to enter into battle, whereas, on foot, he might not have been able to.

  11. To add a pet peeve here—I certainly expected wild liberties from Spike tv and barely a wave at historical accuracy (costumes notwithstanding) in this series. Nevertheless, it really bugs me when stories set in historical times don’t bother with the “gestures of respect” common to that time. Things the people of those times and culture would have learned from childhood and did without a second thought like bows.

    In this case, everyone treats Tut as if he’s the dynamic leader of their fraternity rather than a an all-powerful king and LIVING GOD. It’s been a while since I watched the series, but I remember only one person going to a knee before Tut, and the rest just briefly bowed. Commoners included.

    We’ve wall paintings of everyone from family members to slaves bowing to the ground before Egyptian Pharaohs. Yet American (and British!) films about such times seem to think that no one did more than nod at the ruler. I’m not saying that everyone went full kowtow every time Pharaoh appeared, but come on! Commoners especially, on learning who he was, would have fallen right on their face. This man can not only do what he likes to you, but he was thought of as a god; a supernatural being. You don’t exchange “hey, how’ya’doing?” nods with god!

    I’m getting tired of television and movies neglecting such things as if the audience won’t connect to the characters unless they act like they’re buddies hanging out in a bar rather than king and subjects.

    1. Very good point, Julian! And the requirement for gestures of respect seems to have intensified from earlier times. At the temple of Deir el-Bahri, you can see very high-ranking courtiers bowing before Queen Hatshepsut (Tut’s many-times-great-aunt, about 150 years earlier)–arm crossing chest, bending from the waist. But reliefs and paintings dating from the reign of Tutankhamun’s predecessor Akhenaten show people bowing in a more exaggerated posture, if not actually prostrating themselves. Now, how much of that we can attribute to custom and how much to Akhenaten’s personal demands is hard to say, as is the role of of “decorum” (see Professor John Baines for more–lots more!–on that subject) in art. But you’re right, movie and television directors don’t seem to have much of a feeling for depicting etiquette. Do they think it’s “unrelatable”? Or are they just ignorant? After all, it would have been easy enough to check on the proper spelling of Tutankhamun’s name (misspelled in the wall reliefs in the series); it would have been easy enough to locate the action in Memphis, where the king probably spent most of his time.

  12. History on TV in general tends to suck. I gave up on “American West” in the 2nd ep when we see the James gang in 1868 using guns that weren’t around for another 5 years: the Colt Single Action Army (the ultimate ‘cowboy gun’) and the Winchester rifle, both put out in 1873.

  13. Very pretty costumes, but they’re not Egyptian. At least not 18th dynasty Egyptian. Evidence from his tomb indicates Tut owned and presumably wore lose tunic-like robes with elaborate embroidery but he is invariably depicted in classic Egyptian dress: pleated kilt with elaborate bejeweled belt and apron like ornament over a colored sash sometimes worn with a simple shirt or under a long pleated sheer linen robe. The silhouette for women was a trailing skirt tied with a long sash under the breasts and wing like sleeves or capelet over the shoulders. Both sexes were into wide collars of gold and jewels or faience beads, cuff bracelets of same, anklets ditto. The most fashionable headress was a ‘Nubian’ wig, a short and thick layered cut with tiers of braids and sausage curls. Women sometimes wore their hair long and bound with ribbons. Royalty had circlets of gold with one or more cobras and a vulture head over the brow. Ladies about the court wore a similar headdress with gazelle heads instead or golden circlets made in the shape of flowers. They went in for big, disk shaped earings and hoops. Clothes should be relatively simple with a limited palate, with lots of heavy and ornate jewelry. One problem is AEs loves sheer robes and that plays havoc with one’s rating.

    1. There was way too much colour in the clothing- pops of colour would be ok; there’s archaeological evidence for some dyed linen & leather [yellows, red, pale blue was THE mourning colour of Egypt- even the lighter turquoise-coloured dress could have worked for me], BUT reality is the linen should have either been bleached, or in its’ naturally occurring colours for the most part- with most of the colour coming from their jewelry.
      And on that note- would it have killed them to actually look at Tut’s artefacts, as well as the wall-paintings & stuff, instead of making it up wholesale?
      I’m sorry if this makes me too nit-picky, but they could have made a fantasy Egypt & I wouldn’t have cared (as much), but they BSed that they were making a semi-bio about the historical figure- which one assumed came from the new information that’s come out from studying him, & his artefacts, but no, it’s just another BS fantasy parading as something historical, which holds up for about 3 seconds before falling on its’ arse.
      I don’t think we’re ever going to see any true story on any Egyptian ruler, or period, any time soon.

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