MCM: Rupert Everett

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Rupert Everett never made a secret of his sexuality, which is pretty noteworthy during the last couple of decades where gay men and women are routinely not cast in straight roles for fear that the audience won’t believe the chemistry between heterosexual characters if one of the actors is openly homosexual (ridiculous, no? I mean, after all they’re actors). Well, Everett pretty much bombs that idea to hell. He’s a gay man who can play straight roles better than most straight men. He positively smolders on screen when cast opposite female love interests, as well as in the films where he’s played a gay character. If his career has suffered for the fact that he never remained ambiguously or fully closeted, well, all I can say is he hasn’t done half bad. So, let’s take a look at his body… of work… in historical costume flicks!

 

Another Country (1983) – Guy Bennett

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Rupert Everett and Cary Elwes are angsty intellectual lovers! Boys engaging in homosexual shenanigans at a college-that-is-totally-not-Eton! There’s Colin Firth as a young Marxist idealist! I know this is a Serious Film(TM) but I feel compelled to point out: RUPERT EVERETT/CARY ELWES. BTW, this wouldn’t be the last time Firth and Everett show up in the same movie…

 

The Madness of King George (1994) – Prinny (George, Prince of Wales)

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At a time in his career when he was at pretty much peak sexiness, Rupert Everett was cast as the fat, hedonistic, aging playboy Prince of Wales in The Madness of King George. We’ve discussed the movie here, and if you haven’t watched it STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH IT NOW. In a cast packed to the rafters with stellar talent, it’s Everett’s sympathetic and fully ridiculous performance as “Prinny” that is one of the best in the movie.

 

Shakespeare in Love (1998) – Christopher Marlowe

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Fun fact: Rupert Everett was uncredited in what amounts to a handful of scenes in this wildly successful film. I wish that Marlowe had more of a presence, but obviously that would have made the film far too much about Marlowe who was the legit enfant terrible of the early modern English playwrights, and less about trying to make Shakespeare the bad boy. I’ll overlook the fact that Everett is about a decade-and-a-half too old to be playing the young badass who died in a barroom brawl at the tender age of 29, but eh, whatever. It’s Rupert Everett!

 

An Ideal Husband (1999) – Lord Goring

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The first of two Oscar Wilde stories filmed in the mid-to-late ’90s and featuring Everett, An Ideal Husband is fun and flirty. And the costumes are fabulous. We’ve already covered the film here, so go check out the full review with costume analysis. In the meantime, I’ll just leave this photo here as a preview of the insane levels of man candy in this film.

 

Midsummer Night’s Dream (1999) – Oberon

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Ok, so it’s not REALLY a historical movie, but how can you not include Oberon in a list of costume flicks featuring Rupert Everett??

 

The Importance of Being Earnest (2002) – Algernon

The second Oscar Wilde adaptation featuring Everett, and another pairing with Colin Firth. Like its predecessor, An Ideal Husband, this film offers wall-to-wall Hot Men in Suits Action, interspersed with some lovely belle epoque women’s fashions.

 

To Kill a King (2003) – Charles I

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I need to track this film down because men in big, fat-bottomed wigs? HELL TO THE YES. Costumes look pretty damn good, too. Tim Roth plays Cromwell, and Dougray Scott plays Fairfax, and we really need to devote some Man Candy Mondays to both of those guys now that I think of it…

 

Stage Beauty (2004) – Charles II

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Another underrated film that is well worth watching, this is the second film that features both Claire Danes and Rupert Everett (the other being the also-wildly-underrated Stardust). Everett does a stint as Charles II, but this time plays him as more of a comedic character with a penchant for cross-dressing. Something which is NOT to be missed.

 

Sherlock Holmes & The Case of the Silk Stocking (2004) – Sherlock Holmes

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Here we see Everett back to playing the suave, sophisticated heroic type that he does so beautifully. I have a sneaking suspicion that this was Everett’s screen test for a possible turn as James Bond, as he pulls off the most James Bond-y Sherlock I’ve ever seen on film. I think it’s the whole “OMG, RUPERT EVERETT IS UNAMBIGUOUSLY GAY AND WE CAN’T RISK THAT IN A BOND FILM” bullshit that means we will likely never get any closer than this film to seeing him play Bond. Bummer. I’d watch the shit out of Rupert Everett as James Bond. Of course, we all know that women are not the target demographic for the Bond franchise, so I guess it’s a moot point.

Shit. Now I’m depressed.

 

Hysteria (2011) – Lord Edmund St. John-Smythe

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A fictional story about the invention of the vibrator and a couple of REALLY good-looking men who make it their mission to be Very Scientific about relieving feminine hysteria through careful uterine massage techniques.

 

A Royal Night Out (2015) – George V

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This film is set to premiere in the U.K. on May 15, 2015, and there’s no U.S. release date yet. We will probably have to wait for it to be released on video before we see anything of Rupert Everett as George V, playing the father to the two Princesses Elizabeth and Margaret.

Did we forget your favorite Rupert Everett film? Tell us in the comments!

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Sarah Lorraine

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Sarah discovered her dual passion for history and costume right around the age of twelve. Dragged kicking and screaming to her first Renaissance Faire at Black Point, she was convinced she was going to hate it, but to her surprise, she fell head over heels in love with the world of reenactment and dress up immediately. Her undergraduate degree is in Clothing & Textile Design, and she has a Master's in Art History and Visual Culture. When she’s not hauling crap to SCA events and ren faires, Sarah enjoys reading true crime books, writing fiction, and sewing historical clothing from the Middle Ages through the 20th-century. One of these days, she might even start updating her old costuming blog again.

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  1. LydiaR

    One of my favorite so-awful-it’s-fabulous movies is “Arthur the King,” a made-for-tv schlockfest from 1985. I taped this off the tv as a kid and watched it over and over. The cast is amusing: Malcolm McDowell as Arthur, a very young Rupert Everett as Lancelot, Candice Bergen as Morgan le Fay, and a virtually unknown Liam Neeson as a barbarian they couldn’t bother to write dialog for (just speak gibberish, the director must have said). The plot is silly, the costumes are dreadful, and the dialog is ridiculous. And my inner 9-year-old still adores it. (and I still have the tape I made…)

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088739/?ref_=nv_sr_1

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