It’s been a while since we’ve played “Marry, Shag, or Slap” with the men who show up in our favorite historical costume movies and TV shows. Previously, we made snap judgements about boys such as Aidan Turner (shag!), Colin Firth (marry!), and Leonardo DiCaprio (slap!). Now let’s look at some classic fellows of yesteryear. From the suave hotties you want to lead straight to bed to the sweeties you’d take home to the family to the jerks you want to throttle, we’re gonna get judgey.
Here’s how to play the game: Simply say which historical costume actor you would prefer to marry, which one you want to shag, and which one deserves a good slap upside the head!
Don’t overthink it, folks!